bironran 15 hours ago

One of my best commits was removing about 60K lines of code, a whole "server" (it was early 2000's) with that had to hold all of its state in memory and replacing them with about 5k of logic that was lightweight enough to piggyback into another service and had no in-memory state at all. That was pure a algorithmic win - figuring out that a specific guided subgraph isomorphism where the target was a tree (directed, non cyclic graph with a single root) was possible by a single walk through the origin (general) directed bi-graph while emitting vertices and edges to the output graph (tree) and maintaining only a small in-process peek-able stack of steps taken from the root that can affect the current generation step (not necessarily just parent path).

I still remember the behemoth of a commit that was "-60,000 (or similar) lines of code". Best commit I ever pushed.

Those were fun times. Hadn't done anything algorithmically impressive since.

  • ifellover 9 hours ago

    I’m a hobby programmer and lucky enough to script a lot of things at work. I consider myself fairly adept at some parts of programming, but comments like these make it so clear to me that I have an absolutely massive universe of unknowns that I’m not sure I have enough of a lifetime left to learn about.

    • PaulRobinson 7 hours ago

      Read some good books on data structures and algorithms, and you'll be catching up with this sort of comment in no time. And then realise there will always be a universe of unknowns to you. :-) Good luck, and keep going.

      • fuzztester 6 hours ago

        zen comment :)

        uncatchable, so I won't even try.

        • HenryBemis 3 hours ago

          do try (so you get the joy of 'small' wins), also do know that it's untouchable (so you don't despair when you don't master quantum mechanics in one lifetime)

          :)

    • amake 5 hours ago

      (More than?) half of the difficulty comes from the vocabulary. It’s very much a shibboleth—learn to talk the talk and people will assume you are a genius who walks the walk.

    • Cthulhu_ 2 hours ago

      I want to believe a lot of these algorithms will "come to you" if you're ever in a similar situation; only later will you learn that they have a name, or there's books written about it, etc.

      But a lot is opportunity. Like, I had the opportunity to work on an old PHP backend, 500ms - 1 second response times (thanks in part to it writing everything to a giant XML string which was then parsed and converted to a JSON blob before being sent back over the line). Simply rewriting it in naive / best practices Go changed response times to 10 ms. In hindsight the project was far too big to rewrite on my own and I should have spent six months to a year trying to optimize and refactor it, but, hindsight.

    • dev0p 6 hours ago

      I've been coding for a living for 10 years and that comment threw me for a loop as well. Gotta get to studying some graph theory I guess?

    • neilv 5 hours ago

      You could've figured out this one with basic familiarity with how graphs are represented, constructed, and navigated, and just working through it.

      One way to often arrive at it is to just draw some graphs, on paper/whiteboard, and manually step through examples, pointing with your finger/pen, drawing changes, and sometimes drawing a table. You'll get a better idea of what has to happen, and what the opportunities are.

      This sounds "Then draw the rest of the owl," but it can work, once you get immersed.

      Then code it up. And when you spot a clever opportunity, and find the right language to document your solution, it can sound like a brilliant insight that you could just pull out of the air, because you are so knowledgeable and smart in general. When you actually had to work through that specific problem, to the point you understood it, like Feynman would want you to.

      I think Feynman would tell us to work through problems. And that Feynman would really f-ing hate Leetcode performance art interviews (like he was dismayed when he found students who'd rote-memorize the things to say). Don't let Leetcode asshattery make you think you're "not good at" algorithms.

  • sensanaty 5 hours ago

    I guess you're the reason we get asked all those "Invert a binary tree" type questions these days!

    Jokes aside, could I get a layman's explanation of the graph theory stuff here? Sounds pretty cool but the terminology escapes me

  • chamomeal 4 hours ago

    I would love a little more context on this, cause it sounds super interesting and I also have zero clue what you’re talking about. But translating a stateful program into a stateless one sounds like absolute magic that I would love to know about

    • ninetyninenine 2 hours ago

      He has two graphs. He wants to determine if one graph is a subset of another graph.

      The graph that is to be determined as a subset is a tree. From there he says it can be done in an algorithm that only traverses every node at most one time.

      I’m assuming he’s also given a starting node in the original graph and the algorithm just traverses both graphs at the same time starting from the given start node in the original graph and the root in the tree to see if they match? Standard DFS or BFS works here.

      I may be mistaken. Because I don’t see any other way to do it in one walk through unless you are given a starting node in the original graph but I could be mistaken.

      To your other point, The algorithm inherently has to also be statefull. All traversal algorithms for graphs have to have long term state. Simply because if your at a node in a graph and it has like 40 paths to other places you can literally only go down one path at a time and you have to statefully remember that node has another 39 paths that you have to come back to later.

  • ccppurcell 7 hours ago

    Hi I'm a mathematician with a background in graph theory and algorithms. I'm trying to find a job outside academia. Can you elaborate on the kind of work you were doing? Sounds like I could fruitfully apply my skills to something like that. Cheers!

    • hershey890 17 minutes ago

      Look into quantitative analyst roles at finance firms if you’re that smart.

      There’s also a role called being an algorithms engineer in standard tech companies (typically for lower level work like networking, embedded systems, graphics, or embedded systems) but the lack of an engineering background may hamstring you there. Engineers working in crypto also use a fair bit of algorithms knowledge.

      I do low level work at a top company, and you only use algorithms knowledge on the job a couple of times a year at best.

  • ninetyninenine 2 hours ago

    I deleted an entire micro service of task runners and replaced it with a library that uses setTimeout as the primitive driving tasks from our main server.

    It’s because every task was doing a database call but they had a whole repo and aws lambdas for running it. Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • bravesoul2 12 hours ago

    Nice when you turn an entire server into a library/executable.

  • ninetyninenine 2 hours ago

    Am I mistaken? Is what you say even possible?

    Given two graphs one is a tree you cannot determine if the tree is a subgraph of the other graph in one walk through?

    It’s only possible if you’re given additional information? Like a starting node to search from? I’m genuinely confused?

  • ddejohn 15 hours ago

    Sounds interesting. Have you written about it in more detail somewhere?

  • ninetyninenine 2 hours ago

    The target being a tree is irrelevant right? It’s the “guided” part that makes a single walk through possible?

    You are starting at a specific node in the graph and saying that if there’s an isomorphism the target tree root node must be equivalent to that specific starting node in the original graph.

    You just walk through the original graph following the pattern of the target tree and if something doesn’t match it’s false otherwise true? Am I mistaken here? Again the target being a tree is a bit irrelevant. This will work for any subgraph as long as as you are also given starting point nodes for both the target and the original graph?

  • bbkane 12 hours ago

    What did the software product do?

  • fuzztester 6 hours ago

    >Those were fun times. Hadn't done anything algorithmically impressive since.

    the select-a-bunch-of-code-and-then-zap-it-with-the-Del-key is the best hardware algorithm.

  • b0a04gl 10 hours ago

    [flagged]

    • pech0rin 9 hours ago

      I'm sick and tired of all these AI generated comments. Oh you got the AI to use lower case! Wow it still writes the exact same way.

      • cb5r 8 hours ago

        I advise checking out the users other comments before jumping to conclusions. Doesn't look AI generated to me, rather just an "individual" writing style. Only because it's possible doesn't mean its true. Maybe user can confirm?

      • lukan 8 hours ago

        Hm. Not convinced. What makes you so sure?

        Otherwise just downvote or flag I guess, but this comment of yours just reads as an insult to a person that maybe did not put the most effort into writing their comment, but seems genuine to me at least.

        • JdeBP 8 hours ago

          The now removed stuff, in the original, talking about a blue whale was somewhat odd.

          • lukan 8 hours ago

            Ok, if there was more and weird stuff, that now got edited out(after being called out?), that would be a different story.

    • cess11 9 hours ago

      On a medium sized system that isn't young and fresh deleting 60 KLOC is highly unlikely to reflect a "system rethink".

      Is this, from elsewhere in the thread, a system rethink, https://github.com/dotnet/runtime/pull/36715/files ?

      I've worked on a product that reinvented parts of the standard library in confusing and unexpected ways, meaning that a lot of the code could easily be compacted 10-50 times in many place, i.e. 20-50 lines could be turned into 1-5 or so. I argued for doing this and deleting a lot of the code base, which didn't take hold before me and every other dev left except one. Nine months after that they had deleted half the code base out of necessity, roughly 2 MLOC to 1 MLOC, because most of it wasn't actually used much by the customers and the lone developer just couldn't manage the mess on his own.

      I wouldn't call that a system rethink.

jfengel 17 hours ago

In college I worked for a company whose goal was to prove that their management techniques could get a bunch of freshman to write quality code.

They couldn't. I would go find the code that caused a bug, fix it and discover that the bug was still there. Because previous students had, rather than add a parameter to a function, would make a copy and slightly modify it.

I deleted about 3/4 of their code base (thousands of lines of Turbo Pascal) that fall.

Bonus: the customer was the Department of Energy, and the program managed nuclear material inventory. Sleep tight.

  • uticus 16 hours ago

    > make a copy and slightly modify it

    In addition to not breaking existing code, also has added benefit of boosting personal contribution metrics in eyes of management. Oh and it's really easy to revert things - all I have to do is find the latest copy and delete it. It'll work great, promise.

    • 0cf8612b2e1e 15 hours ago

      I mean…when you have a pile of spaghetti, there is only so much you can do.

      • travisgriggs 15 hours ago

        Ask for more staff, reorganize the team into a set of multiple teams, and hire more middle management! Win win for the manager.

        • 8n4vidtmkvmk 9 hours ago

          Add tests to the function as it exists today. Submit. Add new functionality, make sure tests still pass. Done. Updating a function here and there shouldn't require more staff.

          • SkyBelow 2 hours ago

            This implies adding tests that accurately capture all the nuances of the function and don't test the simplest logic need to hit code coverage. When we are talking someone new to the function, then this is about the same as asking them to learn the function so they can be sure they didn't make an error when they changed it. The benefit of tests is that they are written by the person creating the function originally who is most aware of the hidden dangers of it.

            I'm distrustful on unit testing as I've seen too many tests written to make code coverage numbers but that don't actually test the functions they are aimed at. A non-trivial number which run the function asynchronously and then report a successful run before the function even finishes executing, meaning that even throwing errors don't fail the tests (granted, part of that is on the testing framework for letting unexpected errors ever result in a pass).

      • sumtechguy 2 hours ago

        Add some meat sauce and more spaghetti :)

      • mrweasel 5 hours ago

        Spaghetti piles are where you can do the most... if you're brave enough and have agency to do so.

    • nico 12 hours ago

      Immutable functions! I guess that’s one way of doing functional programming /s

      • Sharlin 6 hours ago

        In a (very real) sense, git is an immutable data structure of immutable snapshots of code.

      • windward 4 hours ago

        pfft, that's just symbol versioning

  • al_borland 14 hours ago

    I work with someone who has a habit of code duplication like this. Typically it’s an effort to turn around something quickly for someone who is demanding and loud. Refactoring the shared function to support the end edge case would take more time and testing, so he doesn’t do it. This is a symptom of the core problem.

    • 8n4vidtmkvmk 9 hours ago

      I've been getting stricter about not letting that stuff into the codebase. They always say they'll clean it up later but they never do.

      • Sharlin 6 hours ago

        To paraphrase a Python saying, “master is where bad code goes to die”.

    • Cthulhu_ 2 hours ago

      But it's a false premise; the claim is that just copy/pasting something is faster, but is it really?

      The demanding / loud person can and should be ignored; as a developer, you are responsible for code quality and maintainability, not your / their manager.

      • al_borland an hour ago

        I agree. I always take the time to clean things up along the way, but short term thinning is often incentivized and rewarded.

  • free_bip 15 hours ago

    I once had to deal with some contractors that habitually did this, when confronted on how this could lead to confusion they said "that's what Ctrl+F is for."

  • supportengineer 15 hours ago

    Was this in Blacksburg by any chance?

    • jfengel 11 hours ago

      It was indeed! Back in the late 80s. You know of it?

      It was so long ago it feels half mythical to me.

  • anticodon 4 hours ago

    This reminds me of my experience. I've worked for one company based in SEA that had almost identical portals in several countries in the region. Portals were developed by an Australian company and I was hired to maintain existing/develop new portals.

    Source code for each portal was stored in a separate Git repository. I've asked the original authors how am I supposed to fix bugs that affect all the portals or develop new functionality for all the portals. The answer was to backport all fixes manually to all copies of the source code.

    Then I've asked: isn't it possible to use a single source repository and use feature flags to customize appearance and features of each portals. Original authors said that it is impossible.

    In 2-3 months I've merged the code of 4-5 portals into one repository, added feature flags, upgraded the framework version, release went flawlessly, and it was possible to fix a bug simultaneously for all the portals or develop a new functionality available across all the countries where the company operated. It was a huge relief for me as copying bugfixes manually was tedious and error-prone process.

dang 16 hours ago

Related. Others?

Negative 2000 Lines of Code (1982) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33483165 - Nov 2022 (167 comments)

-2000 Lines of Code - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26387179 - March 2021 (256 comments)

-2000 Lines of Code - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10734815 - Dec 2015 (131 comments)

-2000 lines of code - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7516671 - April 2014 (139 comments)

-2000 Lines Of Code - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4040082 - May 2012 (34 comments)

-2000 lines of code - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1545452 - July 2010 (50 comments)

-2000 Lines Of Code - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1114223 - Feb 2010 (39 comments)

-2000 Lines Of Code (metrics == bad) (1982) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1069066 - Jan 2010 (2 comments)

Note for anyone wondering: reposts are ok after a year or so (https://news.ycombinator.com/newsfaq.html).In addition to it being fun to revisit perennials sometimes (though not too often), this is also a way for newer cohorts to encounter the classics for the first time—an important function of this site!

  • j4pe 13 hours ago

    I am a simple man I see -2k lines of code, I upvote

    I've told this story to every client who tried schemes to benchmark productivity by some single-axis metric. The fact that it was Atkinson demonstrates that real productivity is only benchmarkable by utility, and if you can get a truly accurate quantification for that then you're on the shortlist for a Nobel in economics.

    • cb321 5 hours ago

      Important enough to re-state whenever it arises - once you have 2 or more axes/dimensions, you no longer have a linear ordering. You need to map back to a number line to "compare". This is the motivation or driving force toward your "single axis". { That doesn't mean it's a goal any easier to realize, though. I am attempting to merely clarify/amplify rather than dispute here.. }

justtinker an hour ago

In the days when perl was the language of choice for the web I got a 97% reduction in code size. I was asked to join a late project to speed it up. (Yes I know that has low success rate).

The lead dev was a hard core c programmer and had no perl experience before this job. He handed me a 200 line uncommented function that he wrote and was not working. It was a pattern matcher. I replaced it with 6 lines of commented perl with regex that was very readable (for a regex).

Since he had no idiomatic understanding of perl he did not accept it and complained to management. We had to bring in the local perl demigod to arbitrate(at 21 was half my age at the time, but smart as a whip). Ruled in my favor and the lead was pissed.

impostervt 3 hours ago

About 1.5 years ago I inherited a project with ~ 250,000 lines of code - in just the web UI (not counting back end).

The developer who wrote it was a smart guy, but he had never worked on any other JS project. All state was stored in the DOM in custom attributes, .addEventListeners EVERYWHERE... I joke that it was as if you took a monk, gave him a book about javascript, and then locked him in a cell for 10 years.

I started refactoring pieces into web components, and after about 6 months had removed 50k lines of code. Now knowing enough about the app, I started a complete rewrite. The rewrite is about 80% feature parity, and is around 17k lines of code (not counting libraries like Vue/pinia/etc).

So, soon, I shall have removed over 200,000 loc from the project. I feel like then I should retire as I will never top that.

  • motorest 3 hours ago

    > The rewrite is about 80% feature parity, and is around 17k lines of code (not counting libraries like Vue/pinia/etc).

    This is exactly where these comparisons break down. Obviously you don't need as much code to get passable implementations of a fraction of all the features.

    • Philip-J-Fry 3 hours ago

      It's definitely a good argument for not reinventing the wheel though.

      I'd rather have 250,000 lines of code but 230,000 of that is in battle tested libraries. And of which only 20,000 lines are what we ever need to read/write.

    • sshine 3 hours ago

      >> is about 80% feature parity, and is around 17k lines of code

      You make a fair point that a basic framework can be expressed with much less code.

      And that the remaining 20% probably contains more edge cases with proportionally more code.

      But do you think the last 20% will eventually make up anywhere near 233k lines of code?

      The real save here comes from rewriting: seeing all the common denominators and knowing what's ahead.

    • williamdclt 41 minutes ago

      I mean, you can get basic implementations of Vue and state management libs in a few hundred (maybe thousand?) LOCs (lots of examples on the interweb) that are probably less "toyish" than whatever this person had handrolled

  • Cthulhu_ 2 hours ago

    > I joke that it was as if you took a monk, gave him a book about javascript, and then locked him in a cell for 10 years.

    I've had a similar experience (see other comment), the original author was a junior developer at best, but unfortunately, a middle-aged, experienced developer, one of the founders of the company, and very productive. But obviously, not someone who had ever worked in a team or who had someone else work on their codebase.

    Think functions thousands of lines long, nested switch/case/if/else/ternary things ten levels deep, concatenated SQL queries (it was PHP because of course), concatenated JS/HTML/HTML-with-JS (it was Dojo front-end), no automated tests of any sort, etc.

abraxas 15 hours ago

An old Dilbert cartoon had the pointy haired boss declare monetary rewards for every fixed bug in their product. Wally went back to his desk murmuring "today I'm going to code me a minivan!"

  • bravesoul2 12 hours ago

    Sorry what's the minivan reference?

    • amoshebb 11 hours ago

      it's just a stand-in for "expensive but relatable purchase". He's saying "I'm about to write so many bugs that the sum reward will be in the tens of thousands"

      • windward 4 hours ago

        It's also foolish. Any true PHB has caps on bonuses linked to output that would be too low to enable a minivan.

    • angus-g 11 hours ago

      I assume a cycle of write bug -> fix bug -> get paid until they can afford a new car!

    • bombcar 4 hours ago

      It would have been a sports car but Wally’s not the type.

runfaster2000 11 hours ago

This is a good example[1] at 64k LOC removal. We removed built-in support for C# + WinRT interop on Windows and instead required users to use a source-generation tool (which is still the case today). This was a breaking change. We realized we had one chance to do this and took it.

[1] https://github.com/dotnet/runtime/pull/36715/files

conartist6 16 hours ago

I think of this story every time I see a statistic about how much LLMs have "increased the productivity" of a developer

  • Chris_Newton 15 hours ago

    Or the current industry favourite, “X% of our new code is now written by AI!”

    • Cthulhu_ 2 hours ago

      Microsoft, the number being 30%; whether that's accurate is another matter. Twenty years ago people already used IDEs to generate boilerplate code (remember Java's getters/setters/hashCode/toString?) because some guy in a book said you had to.

    • thomashop an hour ago

      I use AI to simplify code. My manifesto has always been code is debt. Works really well too.

    • cb321 5 hours ago

      LOL. There was a time when people were excoriated for committing generated object code into version control..

  • 1970-01-01 15 hours ago

    Including the cost to build and maintain new nuclear power plants takes developers' efficiency into absurdity.

rottc0dd 7 hours ago

Hi,

I think I have mentioned this before in HN too. I am not from CS background and just learnt the trade as I was doing the job, I mean even the normal stuff.

We have a project that tries reify live objects into human readable form. Final representation is so complicated with lot of types and the initial representation is less complicated.

In order to make it readable, if there is any common or similar data nodes, we have to compare and try to combine them i.e. find places that can be made into methods and find the relevant arguments for all the calls (kind of).

Initial implementation did the transformation into the final form first, and then started the comparison. So, the comparison have to deal with all the different combinations of the types we have in final representation now, which made the whole thing so complex and has been maintained by generation of engineers that nobody had clear idea how it was working.

Then, I read about hashmap implementation later (yep, I am that dumb) and it was a revelation. So, we did following things:

1. We created a hash for skeleton that has to remain the same through all the set of comparisons and transformation of the "common nodes", (it can be considered as something similar to methods or arguments) and doing the comparison for nodes with matching skeletal hashes and

2. created a separate layer that does the comparison and creating common nodes on initial primitive form and then doing the transformation as the second layer (so you don't have to deal with all types in final representation) and

3. Don't type. Yes. Data is simplest abstraction and if your logic can made into data or some properties, please do yourself a favor and make them so. We found lot of places, where weird class hierarchies can be converted into data properties.

Basically, it is a dumb multi pass decompiler.

That did not just speed up the process, but resulted in much more readable and understandable abstractions and code. I do not know, if this is widely useful but it helped in one project. There is no silver bullet, but types were actual problem for us and so we solved it this way.

vodou 15 hours ago

A long time ago I was working in a big project where the PLs came up with the most horrible metric I've ever seen. They made a big handwritten list, visible for the whole team, where they marked for each individual developer how many bugs they had fixed and how many bugs they had caused.

I couldn't believe my eyes. I was working in my own project beside this team with the list, so thankfully I was left out of the whole disaster.

A guy I knew wasn't that lucky. I saw how he suffered from this harmful list. Then I told him a story about the Danish film director Lars von Trier I recently had heard. von Trier was going to be chosen to appear in a "canon" list of important Danish artists that the goverment was responsible for. He then made a short film where he took the Danish flag (red with a white cross) and cut out the white lines and stitched it together again, forming a red communist flag. von Trier was immediately made persona non grata and removed from the "canon".

Later that day my friend approached the bugs caused/fixed list, cut out his own line, taped it together and put it on the wall again. I never forget how a PL came in the room later, stood and gazed at the list for a long time before he realized what had happened. "Did you do this?" he asked my friend. "Yes", he answered. "Why?", said the PL. "I don't want to be part of that list", he answered. The next day the list was gone.

A dear memory of successful subversion.

  • Cthulhu_ 2 hours ago

    > "I don't want to be part of that list"

    Simple, to the point, love it. "I'm not playing your stupid management games".

  • fathomdeez 12 hours ago

    I'm having a lot of trouble visualizing both the flag and the list modifications.

    • voidUpdate 7 hours ago

      The danish flag is a white cross on a red background. If you cut out the white cross, you will be left with four rectangles of red, which can be pushed together and sewn up again, forming a solid red flag

    • bombcar 4 hours ago

      Took me two reads but he cut his line out of the list, taped it back together and replaced the list on the wall, without his line.

mapmeld 10 hours ago

Before a recent annual performance review, I looked over my stats in the company monolith repo and found out I was net-negative on lines of code. That comes mostly from removing auto-generated API code and types (the company had moved to a new API and one of my projects was removing v1) but it was quite funny to think about going to work every day to erase code.

zkmon 8 hours ago

Great collection of stories! Thanks for sharing. I got carried away across the pages and relished the quotes page.

The ideals probably worked for that time and that place. Many places in other parts of the world and at other times, would have different ideals, to deal with different priorities at that time and place. America in the 80's had no survival struggle, wars, cultural stigmas, pandemics or famines. Literacy and business were blooming. Great minds and workers were lured with great promises. A natural result is accelerated innovation. Plenty of food and materials. Individualism, fun and luxury was the goal for most. The businesses delivered all of it. Personal computing was an exact fit for that business.

rossant 5 hours ago

I think lines of code could be an interesting and valuable metric.

If the lower (negative) score, the better (given a fixed set of features).

“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.” ― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Airman's Odyssey

  • Cthulhu_ 2 hours ago

    You'll never get it right though. Focusing on "features per LOC" means people will write shorthand, convoluted code, pick obscure, compact languages, etc. To use an adage, if a metric becomes a target, it stops being a useful metric.

  • entuno 4 hours ago

    That just encourages bad behaviour in the other direction though. A massive multi-level nested ternary on one line is usually going to be worse than a longer but clearer set of conditions. Trying to make code brief can be good, but it can often result in an unmaintainable and hard to read mess.

    • windward 4 hours ago

      That results in the same AST, it's not really taking anything away

jaydeegee 13 hours ago

In an old ops role we had a metric called ticket touches. One of my workmates had almost double of everyone else but only for that metric. We had a look and it was due to how he wrote notes in tickets instead of putting all his findings in a comment he would do it incrementally as he went along. Neither of these ways were wrong it just inflated that stat for him.

kunley 15 hours ago

"Every line of code not written is a correct one".

One of the early Ruby Koans, IIRC, circulated on comp.lang.ruby around 2002

  • __turbobrew__ 10 hours ago

    Should have said “Every line of Ruby code not written is a correct one”

    • kunley 6 hours ago

      I nominate Java for that particular category

ivanjermakov 14 hours ago

Just today I commited a +0-2kLOC change, removing two months of my coworker's contribution, because it had to be rewritten. Best feeling ever.

  • bravesoul2 12 hours ago

    Adding that code was not a waste even. You don't have to work every line of code like a mule. Code ...is... thinking.

fathomdeez 12 hours ago

I am net negative in lines of code added to two different companies I've worked for. I wear that proudly.

Arch-TK 15 hours ago

I am currently working on a piece of code which I am actively trying to simplify and make smaller. It's not a piece of code which has any business ever getting larger or having more features. The design is such that it is feature complete until a whole system redesign is required at which point the code would be itself wholesale replaced. So I am sitting here trying to codegolf the code down in complexity and size. It's not just important to keep it simple, it's also important to keep it small as this bit of code is, as part of this solution, going to be executed using python -c. All the while not taking the piss and making it unreadable (I can use a minifier for that).

kaoD 3 hours ago

Code is not an asset, it's a liability.

dgan 6 hours ago

yesterday I deleted 2500 lines out of a project of 4300 lines lol.

I have mixed feelings because now it's so much simpler, but the frustration of having to write these lines in the first place, it's so annoying. that's what happens when specs aren't clear

klntsky 9 hours ago

A more realistic end of the story would be that the form refused negative numbers so he had to put 0 and got fired.

  • eCa 8 hours ago

    This being 1982 I’ve never even considered that the form could be anything but paper.

    • JdeBP 7 hours ago

      It being 1982 and a story about the lead developer of LisaGraf, working on that very thing, it is certainly unlikely to be a GUI form.

      But block mode terminals that did forms had been a thing for over a decade at that point. Not that this was likely at Apple. But there are definitely contemporary ways in which one could have been entering this stuff via a computer.

      Indeed, an IBM 3270 could be told that a field was numeric. This wouldn't have the terminal prevent negative numbers. The host would have to have done that upon ENTER. But the idea of unsigned numbers in form data had been around in (say) COBOL PIC strings since the 1960s.

      * https://ibm.com/docs/en/cics-ts/5.6.0?topic=terminals-3270-f...

  • djfivyvusn 8 hours ago

    Got laid off recently due to basically this.

  • mavhc 5 hours ago

    He put in -2000, and it recorded it as 4294965296

    • meepmorp 2 hours ago

      in 1982, I'd expect 63536

kookamamie 7 hours ago

Lines of code is a byproduct, not the goal.

Code is an artifact, undesired debris.

The fewer lines, the better.

  • Koffiepoeder 7 hours ago

    Well, like everything it's probably a balance to strike. Otherwise you may end up with highly golfed IOCCC-style code in production, which I would definitely not recommend.

  • _Algernon_ 6 hours ago

    I've seen advent of code one-liners, and sometimes more lines is better than a one-liner.

    • kookamamie 5 hours ago

      Yes, my thinking here isn't about the semantics of code, whether it is written in dense or terse form, but about the more meta level - code itself is something we write to achieve some goal, it shouldn't be the goal by itself. As an example, as a company is audited for their valuation, it is not the code amount itself that is valuable. In many ways it can be seen as a burden, as you'll need to maintain code over time.

mindesc 10 hours ago

This is how you turn unwanted dependencies and inability to make string searches a virtue.

jbverschoor 8 hours ago

Some theories will cause you have a negative performance review and will be fired haha

bearjaws 17 hours ago

This is one of those stories that I am sure has happened, but when it comes to "and then they never asked him again le XD face" it's clearly just made up.

  • smugma 12 hours ago

    1. The site is called folklore.org. You’re sort of saying the site is true to its name.

    2. It’s a direct recollection from someone who was there, not an unnamed “my cousin’s best friend” or literal folklore that is passed down by oral tradition. Andy knew Bill and was there. There is no clear motivation to tell a fictional story when there were so many real ones.

    3. The specifics line up very well with what we know about Bill Atkinson and some his wizardry needed to make the Mac work.

    Given this, it’s much easier to assume that your assertion is what is made up.

  • jonstewart 16 hours ago

    Bill Atkinson recently died and there’s a great HN discussion about him. He had a good relationship with Steve Jobs; it’s reasonable to assume it’s true that he got left alone, especially if Andy Hertzfeld is the person making the assertion.

  • Scuds 17 hours ago

    management could have decided on a process change. Simple as that.

    I get the sentiment though, "He blew management's mind so much they made an exception for him".

    But, Folklore.org is a bit less onanistic than ESR's jargon file.

  • pwndByDeath 17 hours ago

    I've pulled stunts like this that makes management realize its easier to make an exception than to fight it

    • sokoloff 16 hours ago

      We had free soft drinks in the fridges at one place I worked. Cost-cutting measures were coming and I sent an email to all of engineering (including the VP) asking who wanted to join me in a shopping trip at 10AM to restock the fridge. In the email, I estimated that it would take between 60 and 90 minutes. Two carfuls of engineers left at 10AM sharp and returned a little before noon and restocked the fridges.

      That was the first and last time we had to do it, as the soft drinks returned the following week.

      • _benton 4 hours ago

        I imagine management realized it was far cheaper to buy some soda than it was to lose 2 hours of work from multiple engineers

      • throwawaymobule 2 hours ago

        See also: removing coffee machines.

        Too many forget that it's one of the few legal ways to supply your employees with performance enhancing drugs.

        • dzdt 16 minutes ago

          Air quality (reduced CO2 or increased O2) is a proven performance enhancer and also legal but almost always neglected. Not sure why tho!

  • disruptiveink 15 hours ago

    It was Bill fucking Atkinson. Not a disposable random contractor you hire by the dozen when you need to build more CRUD APIs.

    At that time at Apple, even as an IC, Bill had lines of communication to Steve and was extremely valued. There's absolutely no doubt he could get "middle manager shenanigans" gone simply by not complying or "maliciously complying". Hell, I've seen ICs far less valuable, or even close to negative value get away with stunts far worse than these, succeed and keep their jobs. Out of all the stories in Folklore.org, this is the one you have an issue with?!

    • bearjaws 14 hours ago

      Most people know who Bill Atkinson on this forum. The story premise that he wrote negative code isn't my gripe, I am sure it happened.

      The outcome where all of a sudden leadership just shit its pants and doesn't communicate at all and never followed up... It's like writing "and then everyone clapped" for programmers.

      • lmm 14 hours ago

        Man you must have only worked with really good management. "Management realised the stupid policy change they announced with great fanfare was stupid, stopped doing it, and never mentioned it again" is something I've seen several times in my career.

        • noisy_boy 13 hours ago

          It just occurred to me that really good management is like a fruit at the optimum of its ripeness - it stays that way only for a while so enjoy it while it lasts otherwise it will rot and stink.

      • AdieuToLogic 10 hours ago

        > The outcome where all of a sudden leadership just shit its pants and doesn't communicate at all and never followed up...

        This is not only a possible outcome, it is a common one. When leadership realizes it was a mistake to instill one of these types of "productivity motivators", it is easier to disappear it and never (officially) speak of it again.

Scuds 17 hours ago

This being Lisa that's -2000 lines in 68k assembler. That's about as verbose as any real PL can ever get.

For what it's worth, here's quicksort in 5 lines of haskell https://stackoverflow.com/questions/7717691/why-is-the-minim...

  • kragen 13 hours ago

    That's not quicksort, though, because it's not in place; the actual quicksort on that page is in https://stackoverflow.com/a/7833043, which is 11 lines of code. That's still pretty concise. My own preferred concise, or at least terse, presentation of quicksort is http://canonical.org/~kragen/sw/dev3/paperalgo#addtoc_20.

    How long would a quicksort (say, of integers) be in 68000 assembly? Maybe 20 lines? My 68000 isn't very good. The real advantage of writing it in Haskell is that it's automatically applicable to anything that's Ord, that is, ordered.

    • duskwuff 7 hours ago

      > How long would a quicksort (say, of integers) be in 68000 assembly?

      About 70 lines, once you strip out the comments and blank lines.

      https://github.com/historicalsource/supermario/blob/9dd3c4be...

      • kragen 2 hours ago

        This is great, thanks! I was thinking it could be much simpler, but it looks like I was mistaken.

        I'm trying to code up a version in ARM assembly to compare, and it looks like it'll be about 30 lines; when I get that working I can compare to see why the difference. In some ways the 68000 is more expressive than ARM, like being able to reference memory directly, even twice in one instruction.

        (Am I misunderstanding this, or is this the source code to Apple System 7.1? There seems to have been a mailing list about this codebase from 02018 to 02021: https://lists.ucc.gu.uwa.edu.au/pipermail/cdg5/)

  • sreekotay 15 hours ago

    Are... are you comparing quicksort to... Quickdraw?

    Lol - ok that's genuinely funny :). slow clap

  • qsort 17 hours ago

    Not true quicksort though :)

    That's the problem with comparing lines of code: you're comparing apples and oranges. In this case you aren't even solving the same problem.

  • flohofwoe 8 hours ago

    If you think 68k assembler is 'verbose' you haven't seen x86 yet ;)

  • meepmorp 2 hours ago

    > For what it's worth, here's quicksort in 5 lines of haskell

    QuickDraw was a graphics library, not a sorting algorithm

charcircuit 15 hours ago

Just because lines of code is being reported it didn't mean that bigger automatically means better. It does tell a story about how one is spending their time though.

6510 16 hours ago

I often have a mental picture of the thing I need, I start writing it, get a bit "stuck" on architecture and think I could be using a ready made library for this. I find one or a few of them, look at the code (which is obviously more generic) and realize it's many times as large as I thought the entire project should be. With few exceptions the train of thought doesn't even reach the "Do I want to carry this around and baby sit it?" stage. Some how this continues to surprise me every time.

These 5 lines are probably my favorite example.

https://jsfiddle.net/gaby_de_wilde/c8bhcatj/7/

strathmeyer 10 hours ago

A manager asking you to tell them how many lines of code you wrote is peak middle-management. Like what are you even doing, you count them.

LAC-Tech 16 hours ago

This just depresses me. So many programmers back then spent time optimising algorithms. Now it's slop city.

  • pkaye 14 hours ago

    I've been playing with Claude 4 Sonnet in VS Code and found it quite good. As part of the development plan, on its own it had included an optimization phase where it profiled my go code, identified some hot spots, and proposed ways to optimize it. For the most critical area, it suggested using a prefix tree which it wrote on the spot, adapted to my code, wrote benchmarks to compare the old and new version (5x improvement). Then it wrote specific tests to make sure both versions behaved the same. Then it made sure all my other tests passed and wrote a report on everything.

    There were three performance optimizations in total, one which I rejected because the gain was minimal for typical use case and there are still some memory allocation optimization which I have deferred with because I'm in the middle of a major refactor of the code. The LLM has already written down plans to restart this process later when I more time.

    • efnx 6 hours ago

      I’d be wary of doing any but the most obvious optimisations without profiling. This goes for humans or AI.

daitangio 18 hours ago

Software metric are hard, indeed :) Be prepared in a ai-code world when more code does not mean better code.

  • bunderbunder 18 hours ago

    I've been watching my colleagues' adoption of Copilot with interest. From what I can tell, the people who are the most convinced that it improves their productivity have an understanding of developer productivity that is very much in line with that of the managers in this story.

    Recently I refactored about 8,000 lines of vibe-coded bloat down into about 40 lines that ran ten times as fast, required 1/20 as much memory, and eliminated both the defect I was tasked with resolving and several others that I found along the way. (Tangentially, LLM-generated unit tests never cease to amaze me.) The PHBs didn't particularly appreciate my efforts, either. We've got a very expensive Copilot Enterprise license to continue justifying.

    • 2muchcoffeeman 17 hours ago

      I don’t believe your numbers unless your colleagues are exceptionally bad programmers.

      I’m using AI a lot too. I don’t accept all the changes if they look bad. I also keep things concise. I’ve never seen it generate something so bad I could delete 99 percent of it.

      • WD-42 16 hours ago

        90%+ is a stretch. Anecdotally I have cleaned up a vibe coded PR and removed at least half of the code. The thing with the LLM is that often they will make some decision up front that has downstream ramifications for how the entire project's code is structured. I don't think I've seen an LLM re-visit it's assumptions, instead they code around them.

        In the case I saw, it was rust code and the LLM typed some argument as a Arc<Mutex<_>> when it absolutely did not need to, which caused the entire PR to inflate. The vibe coder apparently didn't catch this and just kept it vibing... Technically the code did what it needed to do but was super inefficient.

        It would have been easy for me to just accept the PR. It technically worked. But it was garbage.

        • 2muchcoffeeman 16 hours ago

          Yes. This is why I’m still “designing” projects and asking fairly specific things most of the time.

          But it’s pretty obvious when it produces garbage. So you’d reject it there and then. At the very least code review will raise so many questions. How did 8000 lines make it into the code base?

          • WD-42 15 hours ago

            I think you are over-estimating how much people care. If the code runs and provides the desired result, there are many, many people who will simply ship it. This is the bed we made for ourselves.

      • akavi 16 hours ago

        I've never seen 8000 -> 40, but I have done ~10 kLoC -> ~600.

        Aggggressively "You can write Java in any language" style JavaScript (`Factory`, `Strategy`, etc) plus a whole mini state machine framework that was replaceable with judicious use of iterators.

        (This was at Google, and I suspected it was a promo project gone metastatic.)

    • api 17 hours ago

      I see a stratified software market in the future.

      There will be vibe and amateur banged out hustle trash, which will be the cheap plastic cutlery of the software world.

      There will be lovingly hand crafted by experts code (possibly using some AI but in the hands of someone who knows their shit) that will be like the fine stuff and will cost many times more.

      A lot of stuff will get prototyped as crap and then if it gets traction reimplemented with quality.

      • Miraste 17 hours ago

        Where's the part where it's different from the existing market?

        • api 15 hours ago

          What I meant was that the contrast will become much more extreme, like the difference between fine silverware and bulk plastic cutlery from Wal-Mart.

          Pre-vibe-coding it was more like the difference between fine silverware and cheap stamped metal stuff.

      • doesnt_know 17 hours ago

        This was said about large frameworks like electron on the desktop, but outside of some specific technical niches it literally doesn’t matter to end users.

        • kbelder 17 hours ago

          It does matter and they do care; they just don't have the specific technical knowledge to pinpoint why their computer sucks now.

          • whatevertrevor 7 hours ago

            And why it takes months to years to fix basic bugs that have been acknowledged by the developer.

      • robocat 16 hours ago

        A beautiful vision.

        If the vision were true, we should see it happen with normal goods too. Quality physical goods do not beat the shit goods in the market : crap furniture is the canonical example (with blog articles discussing the issue).

        Software (and movies) is free for subsequent copies, so at first sight you might think software is completely different from physical goods.

        However for most factory produced goods, designing and building the factory is the major cost. The marginal cost of producing each copy of an item might be reasonably low (highly dependent on raw materials and labor costs?).

        Many expensive physical goods are dominated by the initial design costs, so an expensive Maserati might be complete shit (bought for image status or Veblen reasons, not because it is high quality). There's a reason why the best products are often midrange. The per unit 2..n reproduction cost of cheap physical goods is always low almost by definition.

        Some parts of iPhone software are high quality (e.g. the security is astounding). Some parts are bad. Apple monetisation adds non-optional features that have negative value to me: however those features have positive value to Apple.

        • api 3 hours ago

          What happens is the price difference gets huge. Quality furniture does beat shit at the high end of the market, but a real quality bed or sofa costs over a thousand dollars and up from there. The price difference between shit and quality starts at 5-10X.

          Tangent but -- one furniture hack I've found is that if you don't want to pay a lot go for the simplest design you can find made of basic wood or metal. It'll be... a wood or metal kit that assembles into the basic form of what is needed. Wood is often unfinished or minimally finished. That stuff is pretty durable. Things that look "fancy" but are cheap tend to be utter trash, made of the worst materials with poor tolerances. A more elaborate or artistic design plus quality equals expensive.

          When I say minimal I mean minimal. A cheap quality bed frame is a rack the mattress sits on. A cheap quality dresser is basically bins on tracks.

          Ironically places like Amazon is where you find this cheap quality minimal stuff. Furniture stores are complete trash unless they are artisan, often local, like I live in Ohio and there are artisan Amish furniture sellers that sell good (but $$$) stuff that is literally hand made. But find one that is actually sourcing or even tied to an Amish community. You don't have to look into the store, just the stuff inside. It will be solid and build via obvious craft joinery, etc., and will weigh a ton. (and you're supporting a local community)

          So I wonder if software will start to look like that. Pay a lot (like enterprise prices) for highly regarded pro software or find something minimal "hand made" by a 1-5 person shop. The world of quality native Mac apps comes to mind for the latter.

      • bitwize 17 hours ago

        Back in the day, if you went to a website you could always tell who wrote their HTML by hand and who used a tool like GruntPage, Dreamweaver, etc. even without looking at the META tags. The by-hand stuff was like a polished jewel that had only as much layout, styling, and markup as needed to get the desired effect. The proprietary web editor stuff was encrusted with extraneous tags and vendor-specific extensions (like mso: attributes and styles in GruntPage).

        Then as now, if you let the machine do the thinking for you, the result was a steaming mess. Up to you if that was accessible (and for many, it was).

        • wffurr 17 hours ago

          You can make the same claim about compiled code vs hand written assembly, and yet the vast majority of software is compiled or interpreted.

          • DowsingSpoon 17 hours ago

            In the past, hand-crafted assembly code was common because it was easy to beat the compiler. This is still true today in some niches.

          • dgfitz 17 hours ago

            A compiler is written by very smart humans to a spec written by humans, also probably smart but I don’t know enough to claim that bit.

            An LLM is just displaying the next statistical token.

            Completely different.

            • bitwize 17 hours ago

              Or, as I like to put it, pulling out the next refrigerator poetry tile from a stochastic bag of holding.

    • amluto 16 hours ago

      Every now and then, in between reasonable and almost-reasonable suggestions, Copilot will suggest a pile of code, stylistically consistent with the function I’m editing, the extends clear off the bottom of the page. I haven’t been inspired to hit tab a couple times and try to reverse engineer the resulting vomit of code, but I can easily imagine a new programmer accepting the code because AI! or, perhaps worse, hitting tab without even noticing.

    • switchbak 17 hours ago

      "8,000 lines of vibe-coded bloat down into about 40 lines" ... I just saw a vision of my future and shuddered.

      I mean, I like killing crappy code as much as the next guy, but I don't want that to be my daily existence. Ugggh.

    • Izikiel43 17 hours ago

      > Tangentially, LLM-generated unit tests never cease to amaze me.

      In a good or bad way?

      I've found AI pretty helpful to write tests, specially if you already have an existing one as a template.

    • 0cf8612b2e1e 17 hours ago

      I would love to know the time balance between the two activities. It takes nothing to generate slop, but could be weeks to extricate it.

  • uaas 18 hours ago

    This is also true for human code, more often than not.